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The Cynic's Rules of Conduct

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The Cynic's Rules of Conduct
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Publisher: Henry Altemus Company

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"Discuss family scandals before the servants. We should always be kind to the lower classes." "The chief duty of the best man is to prevent the groom from escaping before the ceremony." "There is only one worse break than asking a woman her age: it is looking incredulous when she tells it."

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